Idiot Drivers

Is it just me or does it seem like more and more idiots are behind the wheel these days?! Are they just giving out drivers licenses to anyone who shows up to the DMV?

Did you know in England you have to take a "real" drivers course? They don't offer it in high school and you actually have to pay money to take the course. Plus you are only allowed to take the test so many times a year if you fail. I knew someone who had been trying to pass the test for over 15 years! I think the British are right on this one...

Idiot drivers can be classified into the following:

Tailgaters - That stupid jerk behind you who is so close that you can see his face clearly in your rear view mirror. They are the reason why states have laws automatically putting the fault on the back car in a rear ended accident. They don't get the hint that you can only move as fast as the traffic in front of you and think that by getting all up on your ass it will miraculously make everyone speed up.

Brake riders - These folks have no clue how to judge distance and shouldn't be allowed to drive!

Left laners - These dipshits get in the left lane, aka the fast lane, and either go the speed limit or below causing traffic to back up. Pay attention to the signs that say "slower traffic keep right" and get your ass over!

Road owners - These morons think they own the road, period! They park where ever they see fit, even if that's in the middle of the road. They are careless and don't pay attention to any of the other cars around them.

Speed racers - These dumbasses do more than just speed, they have to be the fastest car or in the front of everyone else. They have no regard for other drivers; they weave in and out of traffic, almost clipping cars as if it is nothing. They don't have any idea what the speed limit is and wouldn't follow it anyway. They are reckless and probably full of themselves!

Old folks/new drivers - These peeps can be classified together and are generally some combination of the above listed. They are timid, scared, and slow. My opinion is this: teenagers should have it harder to get a license and old folks should have to take a driving test to get their license renewed every year.

So folks, quit being a moron and stop driving like an asshole. Just drive! Relax, you'll get there!